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Frat Life
my mom asked me last week if I wanted something for my birthday
I told her “nah, just money.” and then sent another text saying “Or a tattoo :P”
She sent me a card in the mail for my birthday. It had temporary tattoos in it.
My friend just said somebody messaged her asking if she’d sell her nudes to them and like, ??? I’m down for that. Send me money and I’ll send you nudes
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls
ur fucking right we do
either that or trick myself and call without thinking so that i don’t have a chance to freak out about it
I was told the key to good comedy is to keep referencing the first joke throughout the performance
New poem up!
Hey everyone, just uploaded another poem to Third Wheel Poetry called Searching Elsewhere. Please go check it out!
Yoooo guys I’m hella stoked cause I should be getting a job at the Rockshop (part of the Hardrock Cafe) in Landungsbrucken, which would mean that not only am I gonna have something to do and have an income, but I’ll probably also have colorful hair again and more tattoos soon
- # i'm stoked
- # can't wait
- # you don't know the feeling of actually WANTING to work again
- # until you've been unemployed for over half a year
- # and living off of dumpster food
- # and asking for money in the streets
- # i'm lucky enough to have a mom who is secretly helping me pay rent
- # secretly meaning that my dad has no idea she's doing it
- # like wow
- # my mom is great
- # helping me survive and shit
- # thanks mom
- # jobs
- # work
- # unemployment
- # hardrock cafe
- # rockshop
- # tattoos
- # colorful hair
- # stoke
- # about me
- # hell yeah
- # too many tags
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[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch
This is a wild ride
I just found two youtube channels that belong to people who dated, then broke up and made a bunch of call-out videos and videos responding to those videos and it’s just a lot of cringy back and forth angst and I can’t believe people would actually post these